Bill Gates and Scott McNealy were playing a friendly game of Frisbee at the Gates' estate on the shore of Lake Washington. At one point, Bill accidentally sends the Frisbee over Scott's head, and the Frisbee lands in the lake. Scott walks out onto the surface of the lake and retrieves the Frisbee.
The next day the newspapers report:
Enough is enough. Vote Libertarian if you believe in individual liberty and personal responsibility, a free-market economy, and a foreign policy of non-intervention, peace, and free trade.